Really? You want to get in touch with me? Are you really sure about that? I don’t share wine, and I rarely solve problems. If it’s because I’ve offended you, may I just offer an advanced apology? Unless you’re being oversensitive, which is almost certainly the case and therefore requires that you go eat some ice cream and forget your troubles.

But, if you really want to make contact so bad you’re channeling Jodi Foster, then have at it below.