Really? You want to get in touch with me? Are you really sure about that?
Don’t get me wrong, I love compliments and I am pleased to answer questions whenever I can. I watched Mr. Rogers. I try to be a helper.
But…I don’t share wine, and I rarely solve problems. In fact, I’m usually the problem causer. If it’s because I’ve offended you, may I just offer an advanced apology? Unless you’re being oversensitive, which is almost certainly the case, and therefore you should go pet a badger.
If you still really want to make contact so badly you’re channeling Jodi Foster, then have at it below.